Cristiano Ronaldo is using his teammates for stunt jumps

Since my primary goal here is to fill your mind with useless information and images that will force you to forget vital data like the names of your immediate family members and what country you live in, I present here a photo of Cristiano Ronaldo jumping over Marcelo at training for your perusal.

Is this an impressive feat? Should Ronaldo quit football and play for the Knicks? I'll leave that for you to decide. Just note that Marcelo is listed as being 5 ft. 7 1/2 in. tall. I'm assuming that 's not counting his hair, though. So with that, he's about 7 ft. 3 in. tall.

Also, judging by the look on Marcelo's face, I'm going to assume Cristiano landed right on top of him milliseconds after this picture was taken.

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