This is what Iran thinks David Beckham and Oliver Kahn look like
For some reason there are statues of Davey Becks and Ollie Kahn at the Saint Petersburg's museum in the Niavaran Cultural Center of Tehran and for some reason those statues look like rejected Star Wars characters. You could probably come up with some kind of tenuous reasoning for having a Becks statue in an Iranian cultural center, but Oliver Kahn? My only guess is that he put it there himself.
As disturbing as it is, the Kahn statue actually isn't all that inaccurate. But the long, wispy blonde hair on the Beckham statue is either a premonition of a future Becks trademark hairstyle or it's a Billy Ray Cyrus mullet wig treated with peroxide.
Meanwhile, the Kahn statue is on the verge of suicide because everyone always wants to take their picture with Davey Wan Kenobi and not him.
Photo: Reuters
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