Links! And a song about Fernando Torres inability to score!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Fellow Chelsea fan Chris Cohen sings a funny little ditty about Fernando Torres' lack of goals on ESPN's Talk of the Terrace. Maybe this will act as some kind of reverse jinx? Maybe? [YouTube]

Davide Santon's fall from stardom. [The Score]

Andy Najar chooses Honduras over the U.S. [Yahoo!]

How do we root for athletes who are just playing for the money? [Good Men]

Just Bieber plays footy wearing a Barca kit in Madrid. [Kickette]

New U.S. women's kits look like nurses uniforms. [FALW]

An awesome kit that was sadly just an April Fools' joke. [The Offside]

Michael Jackson statue fails to capture the Fulham legend's auro, says fan. [The Gaffer]

Football venn diagrams. [Football Venn Diagrams]