Fan at Gold Cup final asks Chicharito to donate his seed

We can't see the face of the person who took this sign to Mexico's 4-2 win over the U.S. in the Gold Cup final on Saturday, but I'm willing to bet it was USSF president Sunil Gulati. Or a representative of any of Manchester United's Premier League rivals.

Whoever it was, their sperm doodles probably made Home Depot regret giving fans the space to write/draw whatever they wanted above their company's name.

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