Landon Donovan's Gold Cup Adventure of Epic Broportions

After a shock loss to Panama and an unsatisfying win over Guadeloupe, Landon Donovan has once again pounded out his thoughts on his latest adventure. The following is Landon's latest correspondence with his friends and family back home in California.

Yo whats hood?

Been a lot of action flyin' around these past couple of days.First was the absolute debacle against Panama. I know I pulled a pretty legitBro Namath in my last writing when I guaranteed the win for my dudes, but Ididnt know we were gonna come out like a bunch of pussy cats. All I canreally do is abrahlogize for the performance and say were only gonna do itlive from here on out. And thats pretty much what we didagainst Guadeloupe last night. Bottom line:game was on the line and we came through with the result. All it took was oneripski from Brozy and we could Cruis'n USA to victory. Sure we would haveliked to make the ball touch the lingerie a few more times, but sometimes youjust dont get those breaks. And other times Clint Dempsey is trying too hardto get his swag on. Its whatever -- that swag is the reason hes one of ourillest players and def the best player in the Premiership.

Anyway, its been cool chaying out with some of the newdudes on the squad. Juany Agudelo is a bro. Eric Lichaj has a dope faux hawk.And Chris Wondolowski not only has a sweet last name, but hes also just likemy MLS boy Brian Ching. So naturally we get a long. The only difference islowski doesnt catch as many nose bleeds. Pretty sure he snorts when he laughsthough.

People are ragging on big daddy Bradley, saying we haventbeen in the best run of form and ish. I say weve pl! ayed thr ee good halves in arow and people need to chillax. I would have scored last night if I wanted to,but then I realized that, although the scenario was kind of the same, thiswasnt nearly as cool as the Algeria match, and I should probably just chilland wait until some bigger game comes around. Mexibros -- Im comin' for you.

Next up is Jamaica, which should be a pretty sick time. Ivelistened to Bob Marley before so Im pretty sure all those guys are chill.Maybe well hang out after the game or something once I shred their D likewheat based cereal.

Peace out. One love.