The uneventful life of a retired footballer

I'm Bert Tiddle as well as you've never heard of me. we incited down a send to Sunderland in 1988 because we knew they would a single day go around bad-mouthing players they make millions off of. Also, we was pretty messed up upon drugs at a time. Anyway, they were usually in a Second Division. The Second Division was for numpties.

Old Bert's had a consider about this Darryl Bent to Aston Villa business over a final few days. At first we was convinced he was an simpleton for wanting to go to go from a sixth place bar to a side that's run by an American as well as a Frenchman as well as competence get relegated. we even told Harlot, a single of my eighteen kids, as most prior to threatening her dear with a garden tool. But afterwards we sat down in front of a Magic Eye poster as well as realized we was wrong.

The usually miserly ones in this thing have been a Sunderland boys. They're a ones making24 million off Darryl Bent.24 million! Off Darryl Bent! It makes distant more sense which they'd wish which income than Mr. Bent would wish to leave a bar in place for a European foe next deteriorate so he can risk relegation with Villa. Think about it. And afterwards try as well as find a dolphin in a single of those Magic Eyes because we certainly can't.

Then we have a single of my former enemies upon a pitch Steve Bruce starting around saying, "I demeanour like a late female golfer as well as we don't consider Darryl Bent is loyal." Shut your head, Bruce. You left a final three clubs we played for prior to your contract was up, including your dear Man United. Also, your nose is terrifying. Sort it.

"But Darryl's a a single who asked for a transfer," you're probably moaning. Sure. That's what a bar said. But when's a final time a football bar knew their player wanted to move! upon pr ior to a press did? That's right. I'm starting to buy some rose bushes.

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