Links! And Milan players with giant beards!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Pfft. Rino Gattuso can grow that in a day. [YouTube]

Here's Rihanna with a Brazil shirt. [KCKRS]

The new Nike T90 Laser IV boots are much better than my level of fitness. [TBG]

Ronaldinho might be invading homes in South Carolina. [Unprofessional Foul]

Mikel Arteta's impression of...The Continental. [Kickette]

When Premier League clubs pick on their own fans. [Yids]

Joey Barton should've had a better career. [LaP]

Ajax's lessons from Madrid. [IBWM]

France's most incredible move of the summer? Guillermo Ochoa to Ajaccio. [442]

Carlos Tevez goes on strike; Man City take useful distraction. [Surreal Football]

Youth football needs more mine related threats. [Studs Up]