Ganso says Neymar is a genius and a prophet who sees the future

Santos beat Sao Paulo 3-1 on Sunday thanks to a Neymar hat trick that gives the 20-year-old 100 goals for the club. As impressive as all that is, Santos midfielder Ganso claims that Neymar's true sorcery lies in his ability toaccuratelypredict the future.

From Sambafoot:

Ganso revealed though, that as well as being a genius on the football pitch, Neymar is also in the habit of predicting results.

"He is a genius and a prophet," the Brazil midfielder started. "We were in camp and he told me 'it will be 3-1 to us, we will open-up 2-0, we will concede a goal and then we will suffer pressure before adding a final goal.' He is a genius."

Either that, or Neymar's future self went back in time in a stolen DeLorean and gave his younger self the Grays SportsAlmanac, with which younger Neymar will amass a great fortune and eventually marry Marty McFly's mother. This will prove once and for all that the Back to the Future trilogy was based on actual future events as I have been trying to prove for the last 22 years.