DT Exclusive: Gareth Barry tells Edin Dzeko about Manchester

Manchester City officially denounced Edin Dzeko as their newest signing upon Tuesday. At his press conference, Dzeko said, "I hear a lot about a fans as well as which many of a people from Manchester have been Manchester City fans." The following is a twin of a conversation in between Gareth Barry as well as Dzeko in which we imagine this tidbit as well as some-more was suggested to Man City's brand brand new No. 10.

Dzeko: Hello, my name is Edin, what is yours?

Barry: Look at me. You do not know who we am?

Dzeko: Are we character from Team America: World Police? we love which film.

Barry: No! I'm Gareth Barry. we run things around here. You've got a lot to learn, noob.

Dzeko: What is a "noob"?

Barry: It means you're dumb.

Dzeko: Oh. What have been these things we have to learn?

Barry: First as well as foremost, we need to learn my name -- Gareth. Barry. And then we need to learn which if we ever call me anything other than "Lord Awesome" I'm going to send we behind to Wolfsworth.

Dzeko: Wolfsburg?

Barry: No. We call it Wolfsworth around here.

Dzeko: OK. What else?

Barry: Well, we should know which Man City have been a biggest club in England and, as a result, a world. We get paid a many as well as we get all a pancakes we can eat. But given we do not similar to you, I'll be carrying all your pancakes for myself.

Dzeko: we do not similar to that.

Barry: we do not care! I'll have your pancakes or I'll discuss it Adebayor to punch we in a neck during a subsequent precision session. He'll do it, to! o. Even if we do not discuss it him to.

Dzeko: Fine. What about Manchester United? Are they not a stronger club?

Barry: No! we could have played there if we wanted to, though we didn't want to. Alex Ferguson smells similar to pickles. Plus, everyone in Manchester supports Man City. Man United have similar to eight fans as well as they all live in a zoo somewhere in America.

Dzeko: we did not know that.

Barry: Well, there's a lot of things we do not know. But we know what? I'm starting to similar to you. I'm going to let we be my brand brand new sidekick. Shaun Wright-Phillips just isn't cutting it anymore. Your sidekick name is now Herbert.

Dzeko: we don't-

Barry: Oh God -- here comes Adebayor! I'll hide in a washing bin while we hold up your shirt as well as wait for him to stab you.

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