Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...

Lionel Messi

Hahaha trophies 'n' goals, trophies 'n' goals, we gotta have me some-more trophies 'n' goals. ... It's so great which we have teammates who don't mind when we beat them to every award. ... Hahaha why does Iniesta hug feel similar to hurting? ... Scoring shawl pretence is fun, though finishing my Lego Atlantis playset will be so most better. ... Hahaha why is Andres revelation Xavi to "bring a bigger knife"? ... Hahaha they're a most appropriate teammates ever...

HRH King Kenny Dalglish

I've made a huge mistake.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Messi sucks.

Didier Drogba

Time for a disgraces. ... First, Chelsea let Aston Villa steal dual points from us as well as then lost to Wolves as well as when we eventually beat Ipswich 7-0 we didn't even get to play. That's a sum f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Ryan Babel got in trouble for tweeting a picture as well as he didn't even call anything a f***ing flaw on international television. That's a large f***ing disgrace. ... Then, Kalou attempted to make a gamble with me where if he scores some-more goals than we do this season, he gets to rename Kitier Katba "Katou Jr." That's a f***ing flaw which will never happen. ... Then, we didn't win a Ballon d'Or. That was a disrespectful f***i! ng disgr ace. ... Then, there were those times those dual bald referees who substantially wish to inappropriately torment Lionel Messi deceived us out of a Champions League. That...that was a...

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