The bold hairstyling choices of Brazils Copa America team

The bold hairstyling choices of Brazils Copa America team

Since both of Sunday's Copa America matches ended in scoreless draws and the rest of the tournament thus far has failed to immediately fulfill lofty expectations, much of the focus wandered to the audacious hairstyles that Brazil put on display in their match against Venezuela. And that may or may not have caused Dani Alves to bicycle kick Robinho.

Behold! One of the strongest cases for wackiest collection of hairstyles on a single football team in recent memory...

The bold hairstyling choices of Brazils Copa America team

Robinho first started to cultivate this 'do near the end of Milan's Scudetto winning season. Now, it looks like a cross between Elvis and a Japanese anime character. I'm pretty sure it can cut through a tomato with ease.

The bold hairstyling choices of Brazils Copa America team

Neymar's highlighted fauxhawk is nothing new, but it does seem to be getting increasingly unruly. As his reputation grows, so does the fauxhawk. It's almost like a physical representation of his ego at this point.

The bold hairstyling choices of Brazils Copa America team

Though, David Luiz did not play in Brazil's first match, his Sideshow Bob curls still command attention. Then again, on this team it seems downright reasonable.

The bold hairstyling choices of Brazils Copa America team

Then, there's Dani Alves. Perhaps desperate to stand out, Alves decided to go with a 'hawk of his own for the tournament. Then, just to put it over the top, he decided to bleach it blonde.

If Brazil fail to win this tournament, I think we have now pinpointed the reason why.

Photos: Getty, AP, Reuters


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