Links! And a creepy response to being touched by Forlan!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

The groundskeeper in this ad may or may not be Dimitar Berbatov's cousin Timitar. [YouTube]

The 2011/12 Champions League match ball kind of has a disco vibe. [TBG]

Arsene Wenger on a boat slide! [KCKRS]

Messi and other with the Neymar hairdo. [Globo]

Amid reports of a Tiger Woods number of affairs, Rio Ferdinand declares that he deserves a private life. [Kickette]

This doesn't make the Copa America mascot any less horrifying. [The Offside]

They're really reaching for reasons to condemn Mario Balotelli. [Daily Mail]

Villas-Boas more Pep talk than Jose on first Chelsea team-building day. [Independent]

A bird is eating Wenger's eye. [Studs Up]