If it continued (Chelsea v Liverpool)

Chelsea lost their second straight home match for this first time in nine years with a 2-1 demoralizer against Liverpool. Glen Johnson's 87th minute goal proved to be the difference despite a strong second-half performance from the home side. Still, we just can't help but ask: "What if it continued?"

97' -- While some boast of his revenge against his former club, Glen Johnson only just remembers he used to play for Chelsea.

101' -- Fernando Torres and Andy Carroll's ongoing competition to see who can score less goals begins to get intense.

106' -- Gary Neville locates the 10-year-old on a Playstation controlling David Luiz from the crowd. His name is Tim.

112' -- Luis Suarez gives John Terry a knowing wink. John Terry wishes he wouldn't do that.

119' -- Daniel Sturridge assures himself that celebrating his goal like a hula dancer washing their armpit was pretty much the greatest thing ever.

125' -- David Luiz smothers Dirk Kuyt with his hair, comments how lame it would be if he had to play as a defender. Alex cries.

128' -- Jordan Henderson somehow finds himself running around inside the Chelsea Megastore.

133' -- Everyone at Man City watches this game alongside a replay of Man United's match against Swansea. They laugh so hard that several of the players require oxygen masks.

135' -- John Terry puts his anti-racism campaign shirt back ! on just because he feels like it.

139' -- Steven Gerrard eats a cupcake while humming "One More Night."

142' -- Big Phil Scolari's Chelsea Severance Investment Firm prepares for another new customer.

145' -- Infuriated by his side's poor defending, Petr Cech completes his transformation into Darth Vader and strangles everyone with his mind. He then commandeers Roman Abramovich's largest yacht and renames it the Death Star.

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