Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List
AHHHHHHHHHH we AM ARTUR BORUC AND SINCE THIS IS NEW YEAR'S we WILL NOT BE LOOKING BACK IN ANGER WITH A RAGE LIST we WILL AHEAD IN FURY WITH A RESOLUTION'S LIST!!!!!!!!!!! 1. TO STOP DRINKING PAINT THINNER UNTIL we BLACK OUT FOR DAYS AT A TIME -- I'M STARTING TO REALIZE THAT THIS IS KIND OF A PROBLEM!!!!!!!! AT FIRST IT WAS FUN BUT NOW IT'S SERIOUSLY CUTTING INTO TIME we COULD SPEND PUNCHING THINGS OR THROWING STUFF AT OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH THOSE ARE VALUABLE EXPERIENCES THAT we CAN'T KEEP MISSING OUT ON!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. TO BE NICER TO MICE -- LAST WEEK we STEPPED ON A MOUSE'S TAIL AND IT SQUEAKED AND INSTANTLY FELT BAD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! we WANTED TO APOLOGIZE BUT we WASN'T SURE IF MICE CAN UNDERSTAND EXPRESSIONS OF HEARTFELT REGRET!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY MUST INTERSPECIES RELATIONS BE SO DIFFICULT?!?!?!?!!! 3. TO FINALLY HUNT DOWN EDUARDO AND MAKE HIS ANKLE BONE POP OUT OF HIS BUM -- we ADMIT we HAVE BEEN SLACKING ON THIS ONE FOR A WHILE NOW!!...