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Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List

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AHHHHHHHHHH we AM ARTUR BORUC AND SINCE THIS IS NEW YEAR'S we WILL NOT BE LOOKING BACK IN ANGER WITH A RAGE LIST we WILL AHEAD IN FURY WITH A RESOLUTION'S LIST!!!!!!!!!!! 1. TO STOP DRINKING PAINT THINNER UNTIL we BLACK OUT FOR DAYS AT A TIME -- I'M STARTING TO REALIZE THAT THIS IS KIND OF A PROBLEM!!!!!!!! AT FIRST IT WAS FUN BUT NOW IT'S SERIOUSLY CUTTING INTO TIME we COULD SPEND PUNCHING THINGS OR THROWING STUFF AT OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH THOSE ARE VALUABLE EXPERIENCES THAT we CAN'T KEEP MISSING OUT ON!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. TO BE NICER TO MICE -- LAST WEEK we STEPPED ON A MOUSE'S TAIL AND IT SQUEAKED AND INSTANTLY FELT BAD ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! we WANTED TO APOLOGIZE BUT we WASN'T SURE IF MICE CAN UNDERSTAND EXPRESSIONS OF HEARTFELT REGRET!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY MUST INTERSPECIES RELATIONS BE SO DIFFICULT?!?!?!?!!! 3. TO FINALLY HUNT DOWN EDUARDO AND MAKE HIS ANKLE BONE POP OUT OF HIS BUM -- we ADMIT we HAVE BEEN SLACKING ON THIS ONE FOR A WHILE NOW!!

DTotD: The dirtiest tackle of 2010

It just had to be. Sure, there were challenges that resulted in far some-more painful as well as horrific injuries this year, though Nigel De Jong's flog to Xabi Alonso's chest in the World Cup last was by far the many iconic as well as spawned the many hilarity. Thankfully, Xabi would be OK as well as the term "De Jong'd" would be innate to assistance us most appropriate describe all mercilessly aroused surprise attacks that have we question the integrity of humanity as well as your will to live. See we in 2011, everyone. And great luck coping with the fear that we can as well as will be the next plant of the vicious De Jonging. Soccer Buzz - News | Blog | Video | Podcast | Gallery | Live Streaming

Roy Hodgson is sorry, won't take the hint

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Roy Hodgson ensured a cruddy end to his 2010 by losing to Wolves as well as afterwards criticizing Liverpool fans for not cheering him as he sinks a group into a endless hole of a bottom half of a table. And now, after realizing which this probably wasn't a most appropriate approach to win over supporters, he's decided to apologize as well as fake which he didn't meant to offend them by saying a "famous Anfield" support has been blank as well as implying which a fans think he's perplexing to lose games upon purpose. From a Independent: "Things have been misinterpreted," said Hodgson. "I was responding to a subject about how it felt to be jeered by fans, making it transparent it hurts me as well as you was unhappy by it since no-one wants to feel they have been unpopular. "It's not been an easy ride for me as well as you was not a first-choice appointment with a lot of fans. "But if you have offended them in any approach you

Fergie hails 'dream' Premier League

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Sir Alex FergusonManchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has hailed the five-team scrap for this season's pretension "the mental condition league". Dropped points for United as well as Arsenal this week have offering Chelsea as well as Tottenham the approach behind in to the race which had appeared beyond them. With Manchester City also crash in contention, it is moulding up to be the constrained championship battle which may not do much for the heart rates of those concerned though will usually worsen the seductiveness which surrounds the Premier League worldwide. "It is there for everybody to win or lose," he said. "So many times over the last integrate of years, people have spoken about the tip four when there has been the single of those durations where we have been all within the integrate of points of each alternative as well as pronounced this could be the unequivocally sparkling league. "But by the finish of the year, two t

Scholes to return next week for United

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Links! And Real Madrid players cracking themselves up!

All a things being covered outward a unfriendly confines of a award-winning Dirty Tackle. Who knew offering holiday wishes could be so hilarious? [YouTube] Classic football shirts: Chelsea 1996-97 away. [The Beautiful Gear] Top 10 dumbest media comments of 2010. [Goal.com] How did strategy develop in 2010? [Guardian] Sara Carbonero: Forbidden from talking about Cristiano Ronaldo. [Kickette] Grondona hits Maradona where it hurts, says Messi is better. [The Offside] Big spending in football is zero new. [IBWM] For a Liverpool fans: Can a real air blower ever base opposite their a one preferred team? [Good Feed] Top twenty-five most badass goals of 2010. [Complex] Roy Hodgson's face rub, a dance mix. [The Spoiler] Worker repairing hole in roof of Schalke's track plants Borussia Dortmund dwindle atop it. [Unprofessional Foul] The penile snood is coming. [Studs Up] Soccer Betting Tips - News | Odds | Scores | Picks | Preview | Prediction

Milan shoot troublemaker Cassano into the sky

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As pre-emptive punishment for a childish behavior that will in a future get him diminished from a team, AC Milan explosion Antonio Cassano into a sun in a enclosure made of glass as well as steel. Or, a patrol visits a top building in a universe whilst training in Dubai. Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Burning Diego With Messis Better

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No matter how high the years climb, one never gets too old for pettiness. Julio Grondona is the boss of the Argentine FA as well as the male of 79 years. Hes also the male obliged for canning Maradonas ass after his all sizzle, no steak World Cup showing in the summer, between alternative things, as well as theyre beefing, as youd expect with Diego the mans ribeye is never distant from the grill. And Julio, who presided over the AFA during Maradonas career, is throwing his own barbs. Like the actuality which Messis better. This is really much the box of the comparison sibling as well as younger sibling removing into the quarrel of next to blame, though the comparison sibling removing into some-more trouble since he should be behaving the part. Maradona, second best: Grondonas comments have been the dig at Maradona as well as partial of the feud. Last week Maradona pronounced he was taking Grondona to court, accusing him of spreading false report about his problems with drug as well as

Sir Alex punishes Preston North End for sacking his son

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On Wednesday, Preston North End, sitting in final place in the Championship, sacked physical education instructor Darren Ferguson only shy of his one-year anniversary upon the job. On Thursday, Sir Alex Ferguson, Darren's dad, unexpected motionless to yank back dual Man United players upon loan during Preston -- Ritchie de Laet as well as Joshua King -- before the previously concluded upon return date next week. He is also perplexing to get the third player back (Matty James), even though he is upon the season-long loan. All three players contend they would similar to to stay during Preston, where they've gotten playing time as the bar tries desperately to cling to upon to their place in the Championship. Given all this, it's safe to contend it's not business, it's personal. From the Guardian: "This has come as the shock to us as well as the bit of the blow," the Preston chairman, Maurice Lindsay, pronounced today. "Ritchie de Laet as well as Joshua K

Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...

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Carlos Tevez So confused. ... Should you stay or should you go now? ... Should you stay or should you go now? ... If you go there will be trouble. ... And if you stay it will be double. ... you should have which the song. ... Why am you thinking in English when you can't even speak it? ... you unequivocally thought my snood would've tasted improved than it does. ... New Year's resolution: To be some-more decisive. ... And to be less reliant upon silly neckwear... Gerard Houllier This was the bad idea. ... A really, unequivocally bad idea. ... Almost as bad as the time you decided to try as well as mix llamas with bobcats. ... That did not work at all. ... you knew you shouldn't have taken the Aston Villa job. ... you even had which mental condition where Martin O'Neill pushed me down the everlasting moody of stairs as well as laughed as you fell forever as well as then his conduct turned in to the llama's conduct as well as sang the Sesame Street thesis song. .

DTotD: Indoor footy fight

The difficulty here starts when a guy in orange decides to employ a unusual headfirst tackling technique. After a collision, both parties decide they wish to make it last a small longer as well as exclude to let go of any other. Something imitative an interpretive dance ensues as well as they both finish up behind on a ground. They afterwards begin punching any other. "Don't throw punches!" a onlookers say, as if a dual players throwing punches were usually doing so because they forgot which they shouldn't. And then, just as fast as it started, it was broken up. Another fun night during a rec center. Soccer Buzz - News | Blog | Video | Podcast | Gallery | Live Streaming

United suffering from late lapses

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STING IN THE TAIL: United after conceding a late idea during BirminghamHow does it go again? United contingency score. They regularly score. Clive Tyldesleys They think its all over moment in a failing seconds of a 1999 Champions League final became a mantra for Sir Alex Fergusons many successful years during United. A kind of goal statement for his teams as good as during a base of a deepest fears of any competition perplexing to hold out for a single indicate or even three. Uniteds robe for scoring right during a death to save mislaid causes became a self-fulfilling prophecy. That unwavering belief which a idea would come was a driving force for United. Meanwhile, as a clock ticked towards 90 minutes, a nerves would kick in for their opponents. Tension in a legs, hasty clearances, unreasonable tackles in a box until a seemingly inevitable. But in this many rare of seasons, it is United who arehaving to taste their own medicine. Lee Bowyers last-gasp set up

2011 Asian Cup Squads

The following squad lists have been voiced for the arriving 2011 Asian Cup in Qatar. Squads will be combined as they are announced: Group A: Qatar, Kuwait, China, Uzbekistan Group B: Saudi Arabia, Japan, Jordan, Syria Group C: South Korea, Australia, India, Bahrain Group D: Iraq, North Korea, United Arab Emirates, Iran Australia Squad Goalkeepers: Mark Schwarzer (Fulham), Brad Jones (Liverpool), Nathan Coe (SnderjyskE) Defenders: Lucas Neill (Galatasaray), David Carney (Blackpool), Saa Ognenovski (Seongnam Ilhwa Chunma), Luke Wilkshire (Dynamo Moscow), Jonathan McKain (Al-Nassr), Jade North (Wellington Phoenix), Matthew piranovi (Urawa Red Diamonds) Midfielders: Tim Cahill (Everton), Jason ulina (Gold Coast United), Brett Emerton (Blackburn), Harry Kewell (Galatasaray), Brett Holman (AZ Alkmaar), Mile Jedinak (Genlerbirlii), Carl Valeri (Sassuolo), Matt McKay (Brisbane Roar), Neil Kilkenny (Leeds United) Forwards: Scott McDonald (Middlesbrough), Robbie Kruse (Melbourne Victory), Nathan

Hodgson rips 'famous Anfield support,' isn't helping

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Lost as great as confused-looking Liverpool physical education instructor Roy Hodgson is in trouble. The losses keep coming, a fans have been booing, as great as a calls for Kenny Dalglish have been growing louder. So right after an annoying home loss to Wolves substantially wasn't a preferred time to conflict a fans. From a Guardian: "Ever since you came here a important Anfield support hasn't unequivocally been there," Hodgson pronounced after a diversion which ensured Liverpool's misfortune begin to a season since they were relegated in 1953-54. Then maybe a problem is you, Roy. "There was a problem with a former owners [Tom Hicks as great as George Gillett] as great as there was a fact which Kenny was so popular, though a pursuit went to me. you have had to live with that. you have to goal a fans will become supporters since you need support. We have been not on purpose losing games. You have seen these players prior to though they have been not personif

Leonardo is fine with being called a traitor

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Despite a abuse he took from Silvio Berlusconi, many AC Milan fans as well as even legends like Marco outpost Basten cruise Leonardo a traitor for taking over as Inter's brand new manager. Leonardo, however, doesn't appear to caring much about that. From Football Italia: I have always attempted to be free as well as to be myself. we will never forget Milan, as we have never been as scored equally to a club as that. we worked for them as player, director as well as then Coach. we have been in Milan for thirteen years as well as this is a really romantic day. Its a fascinating situation. we wasnt looking for a pursuit as such, though for a challenge. You cant get bigger than this! we couldnt say no to Inter. Some cruise me a traitor? we apply oneself all opinions." See? Really doesn't care. Those opinions competence be harder to apply oneself when they're expressed in a form of drifting pig heads as well as genocide threats to his family, though. Photo: AP Football T

Roy Hodgson looking lost and confused

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After Liverpool's home loss to Wolves upon Wednesday, it seems similar to physical education instructor Roy Hodgson's days competence be numbered. His strategy have been baffling as well as a club's fans have completely mislaid patience with him. Over a final couple of weeks, Hodgson has looked increasingly mislaid as well as confused in only about every design taken of him. Here are a little of them. "Did we remember to take my at the back of pills?" "That looks similar to my friend Dave, though we thought he died." "Both these ladies at the back of me have beards." "Why am we wearing a belt?" "I have no idea who this chairman is." "I consider this bump upon my conduct is new." "Hmm we shaved today. How ab! out that ?" Photos: Getty, AP Soccer Betting Tips - News | Odds | Scores | Picks | Preview | Prediction

The uneventful life of a retired footballer

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I'm Bert Tiddle as well as you've never listened of me. On Boxing Day 1987, we scored an own goal upon Steve Ogrizovic given he got me a worst Christmas gift we have ever received -- a gold watch with my name engraved upon it. How am we ostensible to guaranty that, Steve? How? Steve Ogrizovic is a numpty. It's which tedious time during a end of a year between Christmas as well as New Year's. I'm trapped in a residence with a kids as well as all their stupid brand new toys as well as a garland of kin who we would similar to to report as deceased. we keep flipping by a channels, though a media can't be worried to entertain us with brand new things around this time, so they just go back over all a things they talked about incessantly over a final year. Anyway, we had nothing improved to do, so we decided to put together a many appropriate quotes of a final year. But given no a single can remember what they pronounced final week, let alone what other people pronoun

DTotD: Knocking over a teammate as a free kick diversion

Free flog fake-outs are nothing new, but knocking your teammate to a belligerent whilst an additional teammate takes a flog seems a bit unnecessary. Especially when a flog goes high as well as wide. Then again, seeing Pepe turn Karim Benzema whilst Ronaldo takes a free flog could be entertaining. Soccer Betting Tips - News | Odds | Scores | Picks | Preview | Prediction

Cassano is overweight, but not a monster

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Antonio Cassano has already assimilated AC Milan for their winter training excursion in Dubai as well as it sounds like he's been back to his pastries in bed nights from his time with Real Madrid. Says La Gazzetta dello Sport of his early rapport with Zlatan Ibrahimovic: The bargain between Milan's dual purported bad boys quickly has quickly come about, as well as nonetheless it was only the tiny compare between team-mates, things looked great as well as Cassano seemed to be in great form, nonetheless he still has the couple of pounds to shed (perhaps 3 or five kg). Granted, it's been dual full months given Cassano personally annoyed Sampdoria president Riccardo Garrone as well as played his last compare for the club. But none of which counts to Milan physical education instructor Massimiliano Allegri. Nor does the actuality which he stormed out of Roma as well as Real before which upon less than accessible terms. Says Allegri (via La Reppublica): "Antonio is not the m

Abramovich backs Ancelotti, hires Black Eyed Peas for party

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Roman Abramovich watches Chelsea and/or listens to a Black Eyed Peas. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is starting to have a large New Year's Eve spectacular at his $90 million 70-acre St. Barts estate which will include a Black Eyed Peas as entertainment (or something) for his hundreds of guests. But while his celebration planners bustling themselves with that, he's been in attendance to a growing list of concerns at Chelsea. According to a Telegraph's Jason Burt, a Chelsea house had a chat after Arsenal eventually managed to beat them upon Monday and everything which came out of those talks sounds like good news for Carlo Ancelotti: [T]he Russian billionaire insisted which he not usually longed for Ancelotti to lift upon but supposed which he needed to await him in a transfer market and, it is understood, additionally acknowledged which mistakes had been made in a demeanour of a sacking of Ray Wilkins as partner manager. Of course, a bar owner backing his embattled ph

DT Exclusive: Robinho talking Kaka out of joining Man City

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Robinho is claiming which he talked Kaka out of fasten him during Manchester City dual years ago, saying, "I told him what it was like to live in Manchester; which it is cold, it regularly rains as well as offers little." The following is a transcript of how we imagine which conversation went. Kaka: Hello? Robinho: Manchester will eat your babies as well as give we leprosy! Don't come here! Kaka: Who is this? Robinho? Why are we job me during 3 a.m.? Robinho: we had to warn we prior to it's too late! Manchester is cold, it regularly rains as well as it offers little! Kaka: Well, it gets cold as well as rains in Milan, too. we can understanding with that. Robinho: But does it rain knives in Milan? Kaka: Of course not. Does it rain knives in Manchester? Robinho: It might! Kaka: I, uh, we don't consider it does. I'm sorry, friend, but we am really tired. Can we talk about this tomorrow? Robinho: No! You must know how small Manchester offers! Kaka: Wha

DTotD: Galatasaray fans attack Fenerbahce U-17 players

The violent rivalry between Galatasaray as well as Fenerbahce is well documented, though this shows which even kids aren't immune to the unfortunate fury the fans of these dual clubs hold for each other. Thirteen members of Fenerbahce's Under-17 team had to be taken to the hospital after the organisation of Galatasaray fans invaded the representation as well as pounded them as they attempted to go back into the sauce bedrooms for halftime of the youth compare in Istanbul. The fans got concerned after an argument between dual opposing players. As you can see in the video, the young Fenerbahce players were clearly jarred up by the situation which left a single of them with the broken nose. And understandably so. I'm certain they're all looking brazen to personification those derby matches with the comparison team a single day as well as removing savagely pounded all over again. Hooray! Soccer Buzz - News | Blog | Video | Podcast | Gallery | Live Streaming

Michael Owen set to leave United

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Aston Villa could be a likely end for Michael Owen when he leaves Old TraffordMichael Owen is set to be shown a doorway during Old Trafford. The former England general could have his United career brought to an end as early as next month or during a end of a season. Owen has been pushed towards a exit by a red hot form of Dimitar Berbatov as well as Mexican sensation Javier Hernandez. With Federico Macheda tipped for large things by Sir Alex Ferguson as well as Danny Welbeck set to return from a season-long loan during Sunderland in a summer, Owen has eventually had to accept which his Old Trafford career is over. United will listen to offers in a Jan send window, with Aston Villa manager Gerard Houllier likely to be during a conduct of a reserve for a player he had during Liverpool. Ferguson believed Owens knowledge could prove consequential to his strike force when signing him in a argumentative understanding dual summers ago. That valid to be a box with a former Real

Celtic's Cha Du-Ri likes Freddie Ljungberg's underpants

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Underpants!!! Celtic are working upon signing Freddie Ljungberg after his stint in MLS, as well as the single part of of the group that is delighted with the probability of the former Calvin Klein hoop skirt indication fasten the team, it's South Korean defender in his initial year with the club, Cha Du-Ri. From Soccernet: The full-back said: "Freddie Ljungberg is the very important player as well as we like his underwear. we have the lot of Calvin Klein hoop skirt at home, may be I'll show him." Uh, OK. Taking the brand new teammate behind to your residence to show him your hoop skirt pick up isn't the standard "welcome to the club" gesture, though we do whatever feels right, Cha. "Seriously, he's the good player as well as if he comes to us afterwards we think he can assistance us. It's good for us.'' And who knows, may be he'll autograph a little of our hoop skirt while he's here. Photo: Getty Images Football Talk - Englis

Maradona's grandson already has a wicked right foot

Warning: Even if you don't have ovaries, this will probably make them explode. Atletico Madrid's Kun Aguero posted this clip of him playing with his son while at home for the winter break upon his central website as well as it just might be the cutest thing ever featured upon Dirty Tackle. Also, I'm pretty sure that's the first time the word "cute" has ever been used here. Aguero, who is married to Maradona's daughter Giannina, shows off their son Benjamin's (who turns two in February) powerful shot as well as how he moves just like his 50-year-old grandfather. Is he the destiny Argentine superstar? Who knows. But it seems he's already figured out which the basketball is improved to make use of than the Jabulani. Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

DTotD: Angry mob attacks match officials on Christmas

A Yuletide Thai Premier League playoff compare between Nakhon Pathom as well as Sisaket didn't exactly live up to a suggestion of a season when fans beat up as well as pulled a gun upon a compare officials. Tempers were riled when a referee proposed to get card-happy as well as a breaking indicate was when a single, shirtless loon stormed a pitch, usually to be dealt with by police. Those same military valid no compare for a gang of invaders who followed, though. They stood around like goons while a officials took drifting kicks as well as punches from all sides prior to finally fleeing a madness. Of course, a immeasurable infancy of Thailand doesn't celebrate Christmas, so a irony of this happening upon a holiday is substantially something they don't much care about. Still, I disbelief Buddha would've been as well happy with this, either. Video around 101gg Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Manchester United 2 Sunderland 0: Mathieson's verdict

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BOXING CLEVER: Dimitar Berbatov celebrates with Patrice EvraDimitar Berbatov has pleaded with a folks behind home to stop choosing by casting votes him Bulgarias Player of a Year though he competence have to make room upon his mantlepiece for an additional honour if he carries upon similar to this. For after an additional match-winning arrangement he has substantially amassed an unmatchable transport of votes in Old Traffords own particular honours race, which concludes in May. At this rate, a on-form striker competence have his firstEnglish Footballer of a Year honour, let alone club prizes, to supplement to a seven Bulgarian awards entertainment dust during home. Having been a fall man of a tactical ploy opposite Arsenalfollowing his 5 goals opposite Blackburn, a 29-year-old resumed where he left off in a Premier League roughly a month ago upon Boxing Day. The last time United scored in a initial 5 mins during OldTrafford they ran riot. Berbatovs second-min

Schalke's stadium had another snow-induced cave-in

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For a second time this year, Schalke's Veltins-Arena could got withstand a cruel power of heavy snow, ensuing in large holes in a stadium's roof. The good headlines is that this time a Yuletide Eve storm did a repairs earlier upon in a Bundesliga's winter break. The bad headlines is that a repairs has forced a cancelation of a World Biathlon Challenge, that was to start upon Dec 30. The alternative good headlines is that a representation had already been transposed with sleet for a biathlon... The alternative bad news, however, is that there is no awesome video of a fall like there was when it happened to a Metrodome. Oh, as well as that a fall caused about 100,000 value of repairs to a roof tiles as well as a seats that took a brunt of snow's force. Photo: Reuters, Schalke O4 Soccer Buzz - News | Blog | Video | Podcast | Gallery | Live Streaming

The club that couldn't shoot straight

This looks similar to a ideally executed bit from a comedy routine, though it's not. It's an all-too real method from an actual compare that will be a center-piece of discount store blooper reels for years to come. Veria FC, a team in red, longed for a comically amazing five consecutives attempts during scoring from close range, attack a posts 3 times before finally blustering a shot into orbit as a opposing goalkeeper was on his backside. Veria ended up losing a Greek second division compare against Levadiakos 1-0. They contingency have been kicking themselves after missing all those chances to equalize, though given a evidence above, they would've substantially longed for that, too. Video via 101gg Soccer Buzz - News | Blog | Video | Podcast | Gallery | Live Streaming

United 2 Sunderland 0: Player ratings

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STRONG PERFORMERS: Anderson (second right) as well as Dimitar Berbatov (right)Click here to find out how we rated a ManchesterUnited players for their opening in the2-0 win overSunderland, andto add your own scores. In destiny we can entrance a player ratings without delay by regulating a navigation towards a top of a page. Soccer Betting Tips - News | Odds | Scores | Picks | Preview | Prediction

Artur Boruc's Friday Rage List

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Last Christmas, just before Dirty Tackle made the move on up to Yahoo!, you featured the really special legal holiday post from Artur that has since been unavailable. So, to celebrate the deteriorate and this overwhelmingly extensive year for DT, here it is once again. AHHHHHH we AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS NOT MY FRIDAY RAGE LIST!!!!!! SINCE TODAY IS CHRISTMAS [EVE] IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT TO BE MAKING A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK!!!!!!! SO INSTEAD we WILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME we SAVED CHRISTMAS!!!!! OUR STORY BEGINS CHRISTMAS DAY TWO YEARS AGO WHEN we WOKE UP COVERED IN TOMATO JUICE INSIDE A CLOSET THAT we USE TO STORE SHARP ROCKS AND OLD TOOTHBRUSHES IN!!!!!! we RAN DOWNSTAIRS TO THE ROOM WHERE THE CHRISTMAS TREE WAS TO SEE WHAT PRESENTS we GOT BUT THERE WERE NO PRESENTS AND THE TREE WAS BURNT TO A CRISP!!!!!!! NOW we KNEW WHY THE TREE WAS BURNT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE CATCHES FIRE AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER BUT THE FACT THAT THERE WERE NO PRESENTS WAS A HORR

DTotD: Santa's little helper needs to look when he runs

In honor of the holiday, we suspicion we should forego the tangible football-related DTotDs as well as go for something the bit more festive. If we laugh at this we have been an horrible person. Soccer Betting Tips - News | Odds | Scores | Picks | Preview | Prediction

United to face Barcelona next summer

Manchester United will plunge into Barcelona in a friendly in Washington upon July 30. Although United are nonetheless to confirm their pre-season skeleton for next summer, it was anticipated they would debate a United States once again. And a announcement upon Barcelona's website which Sir Alex Ferguson's group will form a single of their opponents for a three-match debate suggests United will also spend an lengthened duration opposite a Atlantic. The Reds played five matches this year, together with a game in Guadalajara against Chivas as partial of a understanding which took Javier Hernandez to Old Trafford. Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Neuer in frame to succeed Van der Sar at United

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HANDY: United have been gripping tabs on Manuel NeuerManchester Unitedare starting to a top as they step up a track for Edwin Van der Sars successor. Reds boss Sir Alex Ferguson has reliable a 40-year-old Dutchman is expected to retire during a finish of a season. But he is determined to equivocate a procession of replacements for mythological series a single Peter Schmeichel when he give up in 1999. Between Schmeichels departure as good as Van der Sars attainment from Fulham in 2005 9 keepers kept idea for a Reds. Fergie authorised Van der Sar to slip a net in a wake of a Great Danes exit. After withdrawal Ajax in a summer of 1999 Ferguson mislaid out to Juventus for a then 29-year-old. We have been formulation for this being Edwins final season, pronounced Fergie. I consider we have learnt from when we tried to reinstate Peter. we should have sealed Van der Sar after Schmeichel though we made a mistake. But right away we consider we know where we have been

Mancini tells Balotelli 'you need to smile to play football'

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Man City physical education instructor Roberto Mancini has weighed in upon Mario Balotelli's comments a other day about how Lionel Messi is a usually player who is "a small stronger" than him. And, similar to everybody who isn't declared Mario Balotelli, he doesn't exactly agree. From Reuters: "I similar to which a player is confident in himself... (but) onlyif we fool around well each diversion as well as we score each diversion may be youcan say this," Mancini told a news conference. "If he thinks what he pronounced I think he must uncover (it) everygame." So, wait, two goals in seven matches this deteriorate doesn't have we a second best player in a world? What kind of impossible standards does Roberto Mancini have? As it turns out -- pretty impossible. Not usually does he want Balotelli to score in each match if he's starting to compare himself to Messi, though he additionally wants him to abate up as well as laugh some-more as he

Real Madrid celebrate goal with crotch slaps

Perhaps desirous by Bastian Schweinsteiger's, uh, engaging way of celebrating with Thomas Muller final month, Real Madrid huddled up after a 7th goal in their 8-0 Copa del Rey win over Levante upon Wednesday as well as intent in a little round-robin crotch slapping. Pepe seemed to be a most gleeful about a total thing, that unequivocally isn't surprising considering how he treats opponents. So, yeah -- Real Madrid slappin' crotches. Happy holidays, everybody! Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Moratti confirms Rafa's big mouth got him sacked

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You don't applaud achieving something your boss approaching we to achieve by publicly demanding he spend more income or speak to your agent. Most people know this. Rafa Benitez apparently does not. And now, Inter owners Massimo Moratti has reliable that, yeah, Rafa's matter to a press immediately after winning a Club World Cup about how a club had to sign 4 or five brand new players in Jan or speak to his representative was what got him sacked again after just 6 months which enclosed two trophies. From a Independent: The Inter president pronounced in Gazzetta Dello Sport: "Maybe we was not very satisfied, regardless of a statements (from Benitez), up to a success in a Club World Cup, but then after a statements of a manager we no longer had any desire or patience to get on with it. "If he had not done those statements would he have remained? we don't know." And this is a male who just went by two years with Jose Mourinho -- a aristocrat of vocalization

Random musings of footballers before they fall asleep...

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Lionel Messi Hahaha sleeping upon my conduct feels funny. ... we consternation if Santa got my letter. ... we really need which Lego Hogwarts Castle. ... we can't believe Dani Alves said Santa died in douse fire. That's not loyal during all. ... If everybody gets me Lego sets this year it's starting to be a best Yuletide ever. ... we really hope Pep doesn't give me a vest as well as a skinny tie similar to his again. ... we additionally hope Maradona doesn't dress similar to Santa as well as fall defunct in my refrigerator again. ... Hahaha it wasn't even Yuletide when which happened... Cristiano Ronaldo For Yuletide we direct my own island. It will be called Cristiano Island. ... we additionally direct a brand new baby. It will be called Cristiano Another One. ... we additionally direct my own radio channel. It will be called Cristiano upon a Television. ... we additionally direct which Pique stop bleeding all a time as well as Barcelona let us win La Liga. ...

DTotD: Saudi supporters throw shoes at referee

Al Nasr fans were not happy when their side only managed a 2-2 pull against Al Taawon on Wednesday night. So, they motionless to throw their shoes. Now, throwing snowballs, like a Belgians did, is a single thing. But throwing your boots is some-more of a low mark for yourself. Is which brief release of disappointment unequivocally worth on foot home barefoot? It's roughly some-more of an act of masochism than anything else. Anyway, a compare officials had to scuttle by a tunnel as shoes rained down on them. Better than a players throwing their boots, I guess. Video via 101gg Soccer Buzz - News | Blog | Video | Podcast | Gallery | Live Streaming

United expect Van der Sar to retire at end of season

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Liverpool fans leave banners asking for Rafa's return at his house

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I'm 65 percent sure these banners were really left by Liverpool fans and not Rafa himself. While Rafa Benitez's agent has suggested which they have been operative to rescind his contract with Inter, Liverpool fans have left banners outward the Merseyside home of their club's former physical education instructor expressing the desire to have him back. Rafa has been blamed countless times for the problems which continue to weigh Liverpool down to the middle of the Premier League list under new physical education instructor Roy Hodgson. But the nervous passing from one to another to the new system of administration has aged Rafa suddenly seeking not so bad. Jose Mourinho, meanwhile, has already put Rafa's name in for the managerial opening at the McDonald's in Beijing. Photo: AS Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Pele has six new medals, wears them all at the same time

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The Brazilian football federation has decided that a Taca Brasil as well as Torneio Roberto Gomes Pedrosa titles won in between 1959 as well as 1970 are equivalent to today's Campeonato Brasileiro titles, that unexpected gives Santos as well as Palmeiras some-more titles than Sao Paulo as well as Flamengo. So to simulate that rewritten history, a CBF presented Pele with six new medals for those Santos titles he was a part of in between 1961 as well as 1968 because, we know, Pele needs some-more medals. Photo: Reuters Soccer Betting Tips - News | Odds | Scores | Picks | Preview | Prediction

DTotD: Three minutes of Messi getting attacked

Lionel Messi was tagged as a diver early on in his career. This video, however, illustrates a dangers in labeling people. While it competence be a widen to contend he never dives, obviously he does more than his share to stay on his feet as a everlasting stream of assailants try their most appropriate to bring him down by any means necessary. And they usually fail. Watch in awe of a impenetrability of might underneath attack. Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Phelan: United on autopilot

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EXPERIENCE: Mike Phelan as well as Sir Alex FergusonManchester United manager Mike Phelan says a Reds switch onto autopilot when it comes to a packed gratifying fixtures. SirAlex Ferguson'stable-topping side face Sunderland at Old Trafford upon Boxing Day prior to trips to Birmingham as well as West Brom, though Phelan is assured a United patrol can cope. "You go onto automobile commander in some ways, weve been through this duration so most times," Phelansaid. "We know how to get a change right. If a patrol is fully fit as well as everybodys raring to go then well plan over a Yuletide duration as you always have done. "There will be training days, liberation days, a odd day off if you can squeeze it in. But a games come thick as well as fast, Yuletide is not a duration of time which is a fitness issue, its about liberation creation sure players get a rest they need to recuperate as well as get over any injuries. Phelan combined upon

Welbeck can crack United code

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IN THE GOALS: Danny Welbeck celebrates his strike opposite BoltonDanny Welbeck has grabbed a Old Trafford lifeline thrown him by his loan move to Sunderland. And former United striker Andy Ritchie believes a 20-year-old Mancunians CV acquired during a Stadium of Light will ensure he has a improved fighting chance of bucking a trend during Old Trafford as well as establishing himself in Sir Alex Fergusons squad. Not since Mark Hughes as well as Norman Whiteside in a 1980s have a bar had a home-grown goalscoring front-man who has come from a ranks to be a long-standing comparison figure. A born-and-bred Mancunian striker is even rarer. Ritchie himself was a final internal attacker to have a new thing from Uniteds girl team to a first XI between 1977 as well as 1980. Ritchie in a future fell plant to a process of shopping in a finished goalscoring article when a Reds paid Leeds a then bar record price of 350,000 for a proven strike qualities of Sc

Plymouth Argyle fans give money to unpaid staff

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This man probably hasn't eaten in weeks. It turns out football has it's own chronicle of It's a Wonderful Life this legal holiday deteriorate -- except it's real, doesn't engage a reanimated remains of Jimmy Stewart as well as no one will learn a lesson from it. Plymouth Argyle are in a surrounded by of some hard times. Currently 15th in League One after removing relegated from a Championship last deteriorate as well as battling monetary troubles which resulted in Nov wages for non-playing staff being paid late. With a bar saying which Dec wages are additionally likely to be late as well as not come until after Christmas, Argyle fans have glued together together to lift money for a affected staff. From a BBC: "Within 12 hours you had 750," debate founder Ian Newell told BBC Spotlight. "It's incredible, everyone has caught upon with what we're attempting to do." Newell launched a appeal through a fans website PASOTI (Plymouth Argyle Suppor

Anelka and Henry still want their World Cup bonuses

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In November, a disgraced French World Cup group decided to try as well as improve their picture by similar to give their estimated 2-3 million reward from sponsorship income to various charities. So, each member of a patrol sealed a document from a French Football Federation similar to abandon their bonuses. But right away it turns out there have been still dual players who haven't finished so. And yes, one of them is a man who got kicked off a team. From a AP: Nicolas Anelka as well as Thierry Henry have been a usually players from theFrance patrol which mislaid in a first turn of a World Cup nonetheless to determine to giveup their tournament bonuses. [...] Communications director Francois Manardo told The Associated Press onTuesday which a federation has not listened from Anelka or Henry as well as does not knowwhether they will sign. The Liberation journal claimed which Anelka was refusing to pointer afterbeing suspended for eighteen games following his clash with former coach

Gimme Hope Joachim: The Remix.

Fairly certain this was utterly longed for during a World Cup, though if not, its certainly no crime to post again. Actually, it might be bootleg in several countries not to post it again. Youll probably remember a a-capella Gimme Hope Joachim strain from pre-World Cup, because it was a best thing without umlauts to arrive from Germany this year. Well, turns out they made a remix during some point during a World Cup to aptly reflect what had transpired. And its predictably a best thing given sliced bread mit Nutella. Lyrics after a jump. German: Gimme Hope Joachim gimme hope, joachim hope for Sdafrika. Die Afrikaner haben Vuvuzelas, die Englnder die haben Humor, die Australier haben ne starke Abwehr, aber wier haben das schnste Tor Die Spanier Haben die tollsten schiris der Ronaldo shawl ne Traum Figur David Backam der shawl nen Fu aus Stahl doch Jogi Lw shawl die schnste Frisur OOOhh Gimme hope Joachim Gimme hope joachim hope joachim for a Weltpokal gimme goal joachim gimme goal joach

DTotD: Clotheslining an opponent for winning

Perhaps doubtful by a American football lines, a child in white decides to follow up his oafish touch with a disagreeable as well as purposeful clothesline upon his opponent. A red label is fast pulled as well as as a video fades to black with a recipient of which WWE pierce still upon a ground, a builder of a clip reassures us which "wasn't personal...i was just pissed we were losing 2-0." Oh, well in which case... Football Talk - English Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga etc.

Balotelli wears ridiculous hat, announces only Messi is better

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Mario Balotelli arrived during Eastlands for Manchester City's 2-1 detriment to Everton upon Monday night wearing what appeared to be a hulk glove upon his head. Seriously, demeanour during which thing. It makes his head demeanour similar to a palm turkey. It may offer a purpose of gripping a 5 horns of his considerable ego warm, though, considering his reply to winning Tuttosport's "Golden Boy" award. The Italian paper's endowment for a most appropriate player in Europe underneath a age of twenty-one went to Balotelli this year, with Arsenal's Jack Wilshere entrance in second as well as Atletico Madrid goalkeeper David de Gea in third. Balotelli's reply to winning was only as fantastic as his hat. Comparing himself to prior winners similar to Wayne Rooney, Rafael outpost der Vaart, Cesc Fabregas as well as Lionel Messi, Balotelli declared (via a Telegraph): "There's only one which is a small stronger than me: Messi," he said. "All a o