Dimitar Berbatov is...The Continental

Well hello there.

I see you've caught me playing it cool similar to a Don Draper or a Mr. Bean. Since Manchester United's match opposite Chelsea was deferred over a weekend, we knew we would be experiencing some serious Berba-withdrawal. Shaking. Crying. The unshakable feeling of being watched during your convenience we take a shower or eat dairy products. ... You only feel those things when we know I'm around? Well, I'll take which to mean we conclude my presence, then. Ha-HA!

Anyway, given we didn't have a possibility to revelry in a sensual euphoria of examination me unleash my erotic will by scoring goals with ease, we have decided to take we upon a voluptuous adventure. ... No, we can't say no to going upon a voluptuous journey before we even hear what a voluptuous journey is. ... Well, yes, it does engage riding in my carpeted van which smells similar to underpants as well as wet dogs. ... Please stop gagging.

Just attend to this Berba-brilliant idea. First, we will suffer a smashing legal holiday picnic of squirrel meat as well as candy canes outside a frame club which we am no longer invited to enter. Then, we will massage each other's earlobes for several hours whilst we serenade we with an arousing rendition of "Berba-Bells." And finally, we will retire to a unstable toilet as well as do things which will many definitely engage thriving amounts of mayonnaise. Now. Did The Berba just fulfill your Yuletide wish or what? Ha-HA!

Oh-OHHH! What was that?! Did we just chuck a pile of spark during my head? Oh, which hurt so much! Oh, who carries spark around with them as well as afterwards throws it during people who entice them upon erotic legal holiday excursions? Oh, which was not a reply we expected during all, even yet we many definitely should have. Still, I'll ! pick we up during eight.

Join us again subsequent time for an additional chapter in a hold up of...The Continental...

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