Didier Drogba's expert analysis of the Champions League draw

I am Didier Drogba as well as this is my consultant analysis of the Champions League round of sixteen draw. Like my nearby undiluted predictions as well as analysis for the organisation stage draw, we will tell we about the match-ups as well as rate each upon the rarely systematic F***ing Disgrace Scale. Let's begin.

AS Roma v Shakhtar Donetsk

Didier Says: Shakhtar proved they have been estimable by winning their organisation as well as Roma did not infer enough! we predict there will be as well most snoods in this match-up!

Verdict: This is not the f***ing disgrace! But the snoods!

AC Milan v Tottenham Hotspur

Didier Says: Gareth Bale will defeat both teams as well as allege by himself similar to the Highlander! He will afterwards impregnate all of the women as well as have we shift your name to Tom! If you're name is already Tom, this patently won't start we much!

Verdict: This is the amiable f***ing disgrace! "Tom Drogba" usually sounds wrong!

Valencia v FC Schalke

Didier Says: Schalke have been in 10th place in the Bundesliga -- usually five points away from the relegation zone -- nonetheless they won their terrible Champions League group! They have been luckier than Kalou when he scores the goal! Valencia will win as well as afterwards chuck football cakes during Huntelaar's head!

Verdict: This is the potentially tasty f***ing disgrace!

Inter Milan v Bayern Munich

Didier Says: They can't do this! They've drawn the rematch of final year's final! It shouldn't be the big deal because both clubs have been nowhere nearby as great as they were final season, though if UEFA gets confused a! s well a s gives the leader of this fixture the trophy, we will set up the hospital usually to put them all in! Also, Mourinho says Rafa Benitez will substantially do something to screw this up for Inter! And afterwards he laughed so hard which he choked upon his muffin!

Verdict: This is the flat-out f***ing disgrace!

Lyon v Real Madrid

Didier Says: Jose additionally says which Real will win as well as which he looks forward to getting vengeance upon Barcelona in the later rounds! And afterwards he laughed diabolically until he choked upon his muffin again! we told him to stop eating the muffin whilst he laughed, though he didn't listen!

Verdict: This is the f***ing disgrace, although we haven't decided because yet!

Arsenal v Barcelona

Didier Says: Arsene Wenger likely Arsenal would pull Barcelona again! Clearly this male is the little kind of witch! This is explains because we often see him drifting around London upon the broom! It does not insist because he thinks we have the dog called "Toto"! we do not own the dog! we own an obese sly called Kitier Katba! Witchcraft aside, Barcelona will patently win this because Pep Guardiola is impervious to any as well as all dim humanities which he himself does not rivet in!

Verdict: This is the enchanting f***ing disgrace!

Marseille v Manchester United

Didier Says: Rio Ferdinand pronounced this will be tough upon Twitter! Rio Ferdinand needs to stop messing with which thing! Twitter is usually for Justin Bieber fans as well as men perplexing to meet Justin Bieber fans! Manchester United will win this because they apparently do not ever lose anymore, though we will be rooting for my aged friends during Marseille, especially right away which they have Rod Fanni! How is he not legally compulsory to be the pornstar with which name?!

Verdict! : Twitter is the total f***ing disgrace!

Copenhagen v Chelsea

Didier Says: we was waiting for UEFA to give us the little kind of super group comprised of Barcelona, multiform Terminators as well as the thousand godlike zombies though this essentially isn't so bad! Clearly they have been perplexing to lull us into the fake clarity of security before unleashing the bald referee to lie us out of the competition! If which happens we will abuse upon your televisions! we will abuse upon your televisions until it's time to feed my cat!

Verdict: This is not the f***ing disgrace! Yet!

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