DT Exclusive: Robinho talking Kaka out of joining Man City

Robinho is claiming which he talked Kaka out of fasten him during Manchester City dual years ago, saying, "I told him what it was like to live in Manchester; which it is cold, it regularly rains as well as offers little." The following is a transcript of how we imagine which conversation went.

Kaka: Hello?

Robinho: Manchester will eat your babies as well as give we leprosy! Don't come here!

Kaka: Who is this? Robinho? Why are we job me during 3 a.m.?

Robinho: we had to warn we prior to it's too late! Manchester is cold, it regularly rains as well as it offers little!

Kaka: Well, it gets cold as well as rains in Milan, too. we can understanding with that.

Robinho: But does it rain knives in Milan?

Kaka: Of course not. Does it rain knives in Manchester?

Robinho: It might!

Kaka: I, uh, we don't consider it does. I'm sorry, friend, but we am really tired. Can we talk about this tomorrow?

Robinho: No! You must know how small Manchester offers!

Kaka: What do we mean?

Robinho: The entire time I've been here, I've usually found one decent Rod Stewart impersonator!

Kaka: So what's a problem?

Robinho: Only one!

Kaka: How most do we need?

Robinho: At slightest nine.

Kaka: OK, we consider -- we consider we should talk about this later.

Robinho: Wait! we didn't discuss it we a misfortune partial yet!

Kaka: What's a misfortune part?

Robinho: Sir Alex Ferguson roams a streets of a city late during night! , sport for souls to feed upon so he can remain strong as well as powerful. Every night we hear a screams, but everyone ignores them, hoping which Ferguson eventually gets his fill, praying which they won't be next. It's called "Fergie Time."

Kaka: Oh my! That's horrible!

Robinho: It is. we heard which he additionally sometimes has pizzas delivered to pointless people's houses so they have to compensate for them even though they didn't sequence them.

Kaka: This place receptive to advice terrible! Thank we for a warning, my friend. But I, uh, we was never seriously considering starting there, anyway.

Robinho: You weren't?

Kaka: Haha no.

Robinho: we hate you.

[Robinho hangs up]

Photo: Reuters

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