Weekend Match Guide: Something about Wenger and kids edition

The matches to watch after we realize which it's finally time to heed Sir Alex Ferguson's ultimate call to stop fooling around about Arsene Wenger being a pedophile. I'm certain Man United fans will usually have a nicest things to contend about him when Arsenal revisit Old Trafford upon Monday. Really. I'm not being spiteful during all. Honestly! OK, we caught me.

Saturday

Newcastle v Liverpool during St. James' Park -- Strike up a band as well as lick a gorilla --- The Alan Pardew Era begins! Incidentally, a complete city of Newcastle will be in self-murder watch for a residue of a season.

Genoa v Napoli during a Luigi Ferraris -- This one is value examination simply to see what Genoa manager Davide Ballardini does to Napoli's Edinson Cavani. Noting Cavani's 15 goals in 22 matches, Ballardini has described Cavani as "an animal" as well as says, "You can't even stop [him] if we fire him." So a chief barb it is?

Bayern Munich v St. Pauli during Allianz Arena -- It's The Man against a punk-rock iconoclasts of top-flight football. Even if St. Pauli don't win, they'll substantially during slightest mist paint a curse word upon a wall of a divided sauce room.

After a jump, Sunday's matches as well as a expectedly astonishing video...

Sunday

Spurs v Chelsea during White Hart Lane -- With one win in their final six matches, Didier Drogba says Chelsea could be seen as a underdogs here eve though they're still forward of Spurs in a table. That is an intercoursing dishonor! Come on, Chels!!

Barcelona v Real Sociedad during Camp Nou -- Barcelona haven't allowed a single idea in their final 3 matches. Keeping which strain alive against sixth place Sociedad could be tough, though then again, it substantially won't be.

Juventus v Lazio! during Olimpico Grande Torino -- The conflict to keep gait with AC Milan. Oh and, great news! The strike is off. Again. For now.

That'll do it. There are, of course, some-more matches value examination this weekend, though I'm a TV Guide. Go! Seek out those luscious nuggets of football yourself! Get it! Get a nuggets! And on top of all, enjoy them.

In respect of a legal holiday deteriorate as well as Barca's new shirt sponsor...

Photo: AP; Song: Charles Ramsey's "Cashing in upon Christmastime"
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