DT Exclusive: The absolute rejection of Tevez's transfer request

Carlos Tevez is unfortunate during Manchester City. He misses his daughters back in Argentina as well as his relationship with physical education instructor Roberto Mancini is in the toilet. So, similar to Roque Santa Cruz before him, he made the formal send request. Man City, however, see this as their highest paid player attempting to strong-arm the stipulate re-negotiation. The following is the twin of Tevez's conversation with Man City arch Garry Cook.

Tevez: Mr. Cook, can we speak to you?

Cook: Look, we unequivocally can't come to me each time Balotelli says we look similar to we have rabies, OK?

Tevez: No, it's not that. we was wondering if we reviewed my send ask yet.

Cook: Oh. Yeah. we did.

Tevez: So what's the club's answer?

Cook: The answer is "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" But with, like, 18 some-more o's.

Tevez: But Mr. Cook, we unequivocally skip my family as well as they're all the approach in Argentina.

Cook: So? We'll fly them over here. Or, improved yet, we'll counterpart them for you. Just yield us with some hair samples as well as cruise it done.

Tevez: That's not the same. I'm only unequivocally homesick as well as we wish to leave now.

Cook: Hahaha we giggle during your human emotions as well as frailties! Hahahahaha!

Tevez: So can we go?

Cook: No! You will stay here with your counterpart children as well as score goals until the Sheikh tells we to stop! We put we on the freaking billboard, Carlos. A billboard! Do we understand the sanctity of that?! Also, you're the captain.

Tevez: we only wish to be with my f! amily. w e will retire if we have to!

Cook: Carlos, tell me something. You're not perplexing to lift the Rooney right now, have been you?

Tevez: A what? we don't, uh, we do not know what which means.

Cook: Are we pretending we wish to leave only to get even some-more money out of the club? Because if we are, we will pat you. I'm not kidding. we will bend we over my knee as well as pat we similar to the child. And then, we know, we'll give we some-more money.

Tevez: Yes! Suddenly we do not skip my family so most anymore! It's the Christmas miracle!

Cook: Good. Now tell Balotelli to stop withdrawal flaming bags of dog poop outside my front door.

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