Several explanations for Andrei Arshavins black eye

Andrei Arshavin began Arsenal's first match of the new season with a black eye. Of course, the most logical explanation for this is that it happened when he took a knock during Russia's midweek win over Serbia. But, since this is the delightfully different Andrei Arshavin we're talking about, there are an infinite number of other possible ways this happened to him. Here are a few:

-One of the creepers who use his Q&A sessions to ask him where he lives finally figured it out.

-He ran into a doorknob because they are at eye level for him.

-He asked Arsene Wenger, "Where's Cesc?"

-He told Cesc that he hopes he enjoys sitting on the bench at Barca.

-He got smacked in the face with Robin van Persie's horse placenta.

-He tried to touch Gervinho's hair without asking first.

-He got in the way of Theo Walcott injuring himself.

-He told Joey Barton that Morrissey sucks.

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