Samuel Etoo scores in his first match for Anzhi

Samuel Eto'o showed why Anzhi made him the world's highest paid footballer (and maybe highest paid athlete altogether) this week by scoring in his first appearance for the club. Entering Anzhi's match against Rostov in the 58th minute, Eto'o scored an equalizer just 20 minutes later from right in front of the net thanks to the fine work of fellow new signing Yuri Zhirkov.

See? If you don't think about it, you really can't come up with a better way to spend 20 million a year. Seriously, don't think about it.