Links! And Senderos warns that Barton will explode in your face!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Philippe Senderos just can't do anything right. [101gg]

My ridiculous yet plausible Premier League predictions for this season. [Life's a Pitch]

Man City new boy gets a Bentley to match his new club. [TBG]

Five things you could buy with Samuel Eto'o's new salary. [KCKRS]

The awesome plans for a crocodile shaped stadium in Turkey. [Stadium Porn]

The true cost of pride? This is Anzhi Makhachkla. [IBWM]

Carlos Tevez actually owned by fugitive oligarchs and enemies of Vladimir Putin. [Guardian]

Javier Pa! store's impressive ball control (entirely different from Joey Barton's). [STI]

It's time to close the transfer window sooner. [twohundredpercent]

A letter (and a dare) to crazy Arsene Wenger. [Surreal Football]

Cesc Fabregas on joining Barcelona: "I've made a huge mistake." [The Gaffer]