This is 19-year-old Neymars new baby

Neymar, the fauxhawked 19-year-old Brazilian phenom, is now a father. His son, Davi Lucca, was born in Sao Paulo on Wednesday. The mother is 17. This might be the start of a "Teen Mom" spinoff called "Teen Footballer Dad."

In related news, Real Madrid have made a90 million package-deal offer for both Neymar and Davi.