Artur Borucs Friday Rage List

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS NOT A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK BECAUSE WE ARE ON STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD THE OTHER PLAYERS THAT I WOULD GET THE OWNERS TO AGREE TO OUR DEMANDS BY HEADBUTTING THEIR GARAGE DOORS AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKING THEIR EMAIL BUT THEY ALL IGNORED ME AND DECIDED TO GO ON STRIKE INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO NOW I HAVE TO SIT AT HOME AND WATCH SINBAD MOVIES WITH MY IDIOT NEIGHBOR DAN WYKOWSKI AND HIS GOOBER KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS HAS TO BE THE WORK OF THE CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOPEFULLY THIS STRIKE ENDS SOON!!!!!!!!!!!! A REPORTER ASKED ME HOW I FELT ABOUT IT SO I SAID "IT'S UNFORTUNATE BUT I'M GOING WITH THE FLOW!!!!!!!!!" EXCEPT I SAID IT IN A WAY SO HE WOULD KNOW THAT I WANT TO SEVERELY BEAT THE FLOW WITH A WAFFLE MAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DRINK A BOTTLE OF PAINT THINNER AND WATCH HOUSEGUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS HAS NOT BEEN MY RAGE LIST. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! GOD BLESS!!!!!!

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