Chile manager compares Iniesta to an erotic dream

Andres Iniesta is back in training after recovering from a hamstring injury and one person who is very happy about this news is Chile manager Claudio Borghi. Very happy.

From Goal.com:

"Iniesta is like an erotic dream... when he plays you just want it to go on for a little longer, you don't want it to stop." Borghi is quoted as saying by Sport.

OK then. I would have come up with a different analogy for how great Iniesta is and Xavi probably would've substituted Cesc's name for Iniesta's, but, hey, to each his own.

As for Chile's World Cup qualifier against Argentina on Friday, Borghi would also like to make it clear that he has no intention of murdering Lionel Messi.

"We do not want to kill Messi, I would like to enjoy his play as I am football-minded," he explained.

Yes, Claudio. You proved just how football-minded you are with that previous statement.