The Champions League final has its giant phallic symbol

There is absolutely no way this wasn't done on purpose.

Two giant Champions League final match balls were put in London's Trafalgar Square for the weekend's festivities and, combined with Nelson's Column, they create a graphic image that represents the match's standing as the biggest annual sporting event in the world. The photographer knows it. And the woman touching those balls knows it.

Also, because of this, visiting Barcelona fans may or may not have started referring to Trafalgar Square simply as "Piqueton."

Photo: Getty via The Offside