More links! And Nives Celsius awful song about sexing Messi!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Nives Celsius first gained a bit of international notoriety when she wrote a book that discussed how she banged her Croatian footballer husband, Dino Drpic, on the pitch in an empty stadium. Now, the pop singer has a terrible song that would probably make Lionel Messi giggle (English lyrics on the YouTube page). [YouTube]

Man City will be wearing the city of Manchester's coat of arms at the FA Cup final. [The Beautiful Gear]

And they even created a weird yet handy guide for anyone who wants to pretend to be their fan. [Pitch Invasion]

Why the Coppa Italia final is more interesting than the FA Cup final. [Unprofessional Foul]

Noel Gallagher's threat/fantasy for Gary Neville. [Kickette]

An awesome collection of WWII propaganda posters redone for the Portland Timbers. [Brent Diskin]

Guide to the 2011 Campeonato Brasileiro. [IBWM]

How to make football better, part two. [Surreal Football]

Select committee investigate why England 2018 bid team failed to offer bribes. [The Gaffer]