Raul makes DFB Pokal levitate, does matador routine

Schalke beat second division side Duisburg 5-0 in the DFB Pokal final and unlike so many others this season, they didn't drop their trophy. Why? Because they have Raul. In fact, not only did he not drop it, but he even taunted the almighty pull of gravity by tossing the shiny gold cup up into the air and, for the purposes of this photo, made it levitate using just his intensely superior life force.

And as if that wasn't awesome enough, he even gave the German photographers a taste of Spain with a little matador routine using his flag...

After that, he probably walked on water or invented a new kind of hat or did something else that is incredibly easy for him.

Anyway, it's just a good thing Schalke don't have a Dutchman to drop the trophy like Maarten Stekelenburg did for Ajax. You know?

Oh, Klaas.

Photos: Getty, Reuters