Pique stuck his head in a sprinkler, cut down the nets

Since Shakira wasn't around to make out with him in public, Gerard Pique celebrated Barcelona's Champions League victory like the goofball that he is. When the sprinklers on the pitch went off as Barcelona began their party, Pique stuck his head directly in the line of fire, which may or may not have reminded him of the time he took a blast of magic spray directly into his mouth.

Like the winner of a college basketball tournament, Pique also cut the net off one of the goals...

And what did he do with it once he removed the whole thing?

He wore it like it was some kind of Lady Gaga costume.

Taking blasts of water to the head and pretending he was being eaten by a net monster wasn't all, though. He also found time to fall into a team picture.

I! 'm not s ure what happened here. But I'm quite certain it made him bleed.

The world would be a worse place without Gerard Pique.

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