Day 2 of Ochocincos Sporting KC trial: I got lucky

More relaxed and already showing signs of improvement on the pitch, Chad Ochocinco returned for day two of four with Sporting Kansas City on Thursday. Enlisting Teal Bunbury and Kevin Ellis as expert witnesses to sing his praises for him, Ocho seems to have already taken over KC despite his repeated sweary references to "eating humble pie" and needing more than just athletic prowess to adapt to the game.

When the video shows highlights of his better crosses, Chad honestly admits it was pretty much all luck. "I'm not gonna sit here and be like, one day I just got crosses now. No. The one f***ing cross was lucky," he said, cracking up his temporary teammates.

As Chad says, he's not delusional and he's trying to make that clear between the giggles. And as if making friends, cracking jokes and bring all that sweet, sweet media attention weren't enough, Chad even announced that he would be taking the whole out to dinner. "The bill is on me," he said, starting to laugh again. "But what they don't know is that I'm gonna run out before it's time to be paid." Oh snap! Unintentional Davey Becks slam!

Chad ends the video by looking into the camera and saying, "Don't cut me. Please!" Footballing skills aside, how could they at this point? At the very least, just keep him on as a mascot or something. A mascot that buys dinners.

Previously: Day 1 of Ochocinco's Sporting KC trial: 'I'd play for free'