Links! And Robin Van Persie getting lobbed by his little son!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Robin Van Persie's son, Shaqueel, makes Arsene Wenger drool. [WAATP]

Shakira now tweeting pictures of her and Pique. [Kickette]

Goalkeeper Rogerio Ceni reaches 100 career goals scored. [The Offside]

How England fell out of love with its own national team. [twofootedtackle]

Russian club pays player $256,000 for sending thugs to beat him into voiding his contract. [The Beautiful Blog]

The FIFA presidential race turns into a verbal smackdown. [Unprofessional Foul]

Sir Alex gets no touchline ban for lewd comments, injury time lapdance. [FistedAway]

Fans boo England and Wales players during terrible national anthem performances. [The Gaffer]

Racist banana strikes again. Even though he wasn't Scottish. Or racist. [Studs Up]