A falla of Jose Mourinho kicking Pep Guardiola in the crotch

At midnight on March 19, Valencia's Las Fallas festival honoring Saint Joseph (the patron saint of the carpenter's guild) will come to a spectacular end marked by the burning of large paper mache figures. And a sculpture of Jose Mourinho kicking Pep Guardiola in the crotch will be one of them.

Last year, the festival featured a giant Cristiano Ronaldo looking at himself in a hand mirror, but the image of Jose, holding his FIFA World Coach of the Year award, kicking Pep, holding a spoon and a plate with the words "Champions Copa Liga" written on it, square in the junk easily tops that.

Though the Golden Pep is his main and, for the most part, only rival at the moment, I really don't think Jose would ever resort to such a juvenile assault on him. Rafa Benitez, definitely, but not Pep.

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