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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

I can't even count how many times I've watched this video. [YouTube]

Nike unveils the Murcurial Vapor Superfly IIIs and, for the street ballers, the lovely Gato Street line. [The Beautiful Gear]

ESPN Soccernet apparently only likes satire when it's unfunny and about people it'smade up. [Deadspin]

FIFA executives gave themselves a 56% raise last year. Hooray! [Unprofessional Foul]

Mourinho's struggle with Real Madrid's European "obsession." [The Score]

Stoke chairman thinks people would be "bored to death" if everyone played like Arsenal. [The Spoiler]

Top 10 U.S. national team wins. [MFUSA]

How the inflatable banana (almost) saved football. [IBWM]

Arjen Robben thinks the Europa League is pretty much the worst thing ever. [The Offside]

Another bird dies at a football match, this time in Brazil. [The Beautiful Blog]

Ian Holloway already preparing an insufferable speech for Manager of the Year award. [FistedAway]

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