Jens Lehmann showed up at Englands training session

"Hi there. You can call me Harry Pain."

Jens Lehmann appeared for England's training at London Colney, which Arsenal also use, on Tuesday. So why was he there during an international break? Well, he probably just needed to do a bit of extra training to get fit after coming out of retirement, especially now that he could soon replace Manuel Almunia as the starter. Or maybe he figured that since he already rejoined Arsenal, perhaps he could get in with the England squad, too. Who knows, it's Jens Lehmann -- the one person Ashley Cole most definitely should NOT shoot with an air rifle.

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