Future News: Etoo excited to join Anzhi, find out where it is

Inter striker Samuel Eto'o is set to make a shock move to Russian Premier League side Anzhi Makhachkala after receiving an offer that will reportedly pay him upwards of400,000 a week.

"I'm excited to join such a generous, club." Eto'o told the press as he prepared to leave Milan. "I have no idea where I'm going right now. China? Idaho? To be honest, for the amount of money they're paying me, this club could be on the surface of the sun for all I care. I'm Bill Gates!"

Eto'o is just the latest big signing by the Republic of Dagestan club founded in 1991 and owned by oligarch Suleyman Kerimov. He joins Russian national team member Yuri Zhirkov from Chelsea and Brazilian legend Roberto Carlos, who also serves as the club's captain.

Still, the former Barcelona star is unsure of where he's going. Eto'o asked reporters: "Seriously, can one of you Google this club and find out where it is so I know which plane to get on? I would do it myself, but I have no idea how to spell it. I think there a 'q' in there somewhere. They do play football, right?"

Once he arrived at airport, it is understood that he mistakenly boarded a flight to Greenland.

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