Dortmund beat Bayern, Klopp breaks glasses, Hoeness proven wrong

Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp's glasses could not withstand the group hug after his side's 3-1 win over Bayern Munich on Saturday. But beating Bayern away and having a 13-point lead over second place kept his smiling through the prospect of having to wear his ugly old back-up glasses for the next few days.

Prior to the match, Bayern's electric scooter riding president Uli Hoeness predicted the exact opposite of what actually happened. From FIFA.com:

"(Against Dortmund), I expect a clear victory. I can totally rule out a draw or a defeat. We are the better team and Dortmund have no chance against us, and that is that. We will win by two goals."

That's just...wow. Making predictions is a fool's game for an audience of suckers, but this is something to behold. I mean, Uli couldn't have been more wrong if he tried. Even if he declared the match would be abandoned due to the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on racist unicorns, he would have been closer to what actually happened than the delusional nonsense he actually said.

Anyway, here's the death of Jurgen Klopp's glasses in video form..

Photo: Reuters