Links! And a goalkeeper tricks compilation!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

UNC Asheville junior Goalkeeper Lassi Hurskainen apparently has a lot of free time on his hands. Also, it seems he never takes his gloves off. [YouTube]

DT's own Brian Phillips wrote an absolutely brilliant remembrance of the goy that was Ronaldo's career. [Slate]

Umbro celebrates Valentine's Day. [The Beautiful Gear]

Crawley fan arrested and banned for mocking the Munich air disaster on YouTube. [The Offside]

The scuffed veneer of Roger Milla's mystique. [IBWM]

Footballers in film: If Kickette ran Hollywood. [Kickette]

Referee ended Nuremberg's win over Stuttgart early. [Unprofessional Foul]

Wayne Rooney's brother might not cut it in MLS. [MFUSA]

Cesc Fabregas likes the Toronto Raptors. [Caught Offside]

Wayne Rooney's derby goal provides boost for faltering overhead kick industry. [The Gaffer]

Andy Gray and Richard Keys celebrate Valentine's Day. [Studs Up]