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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Tunisia beat Congo in the African Nations Championship and topped it off by mocking opposing goalkeeper Mutebe Kidiaba's signature goal celebration. [101gg]

Gerard Pique and Shakira are staring at you. [Kickette]

Barcelona and the many flavors of arrogance. [Twisted Blood]

Fernando Torres, Carmelo Anthony, and liberated fandom. [Good Men]

AS is kind of sorry for doing a bit of tricky photoshoppery to make Dani Alves look offside. [Deadspin]

Ronaldinho as the baby on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album. [Original Winger]

Philipp Lahm is an intense thinker. [The Offside]

MLS looking for TV broadcast feedback on Twitter. [MFUSA]

Your weekend in Freddy Adu. Respect The Adu! [Avoiding The Drop]

If you use Messi's image to further your homophobic political career, he will sue you. [Unprofessional Foul]

Is Xavi secretly pretending ! to be vi deo-game Xavi? [Run of Play]

The true identity of the Guardian's Secret Footballer (who says nothing that requires anonymity). [Studs Up]